I NEED TO SLEEP I HAVE A BBQ/PARTY TOMORROW BUT I’M TOO HORNY
Dear Significant Other - You don’t exist D:
Dear almost lover isn’t on there? :o
Dear Past Me - LISTEN TO EVERYBODY, TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT THE SAND, DON’T LET FEELINGS BLIND YOU. YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Dear person I like. You live so so far away and I know it wouldn’t ever really work, you and I both have completely different lives but I know we’d get along quite well and have so much fun and a lot of incredible sex. Maybe someday, who knows, but until then I’ll just continue thinking naughty things. Also, stop being so busy! ;)
Dear Santa - does your beard tickle Mrs. Claus thighs when you eat her out?
IM SORRY I HAD TOO
This was random! Um, never timed myself LOL