Anonymous asked:
I-g-g-y

? :o

Anonymous asked:
UNFUNF

Who daat :)

(Source: rawsex, via shambilla)

I NEED TO SLEEP I HAVE A BBQ/PARTY TOMORROW BUT I’M TOO HORNY

daddys-em-kitten:

theprotip:

Pro tips here

who is saying this……

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

Anonymous asked:
Dear significant other, dear almost lover , dear past me

Dear Significant Other - You don’t exist D:

Dear almost lover isn’t on there? :o

Dear Past Me - LISTEN TO EVERYBODY, TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT THE SAND, DON’T LET FEELINGS BLIND YOU. YOU FUCKING IDIOT

THIS IS SO TRUE

(Source: king-of-derptown, via d0pe-ghost)

Anonymous asked:
Dear person I like

Dear person I like. You live so so far away and I know it wouldn’t ever really work, you and I both have completely different lives but I know we’d get along quite well and have so much fun and a lot of incredible sex. Maybe someday, who knows, but until then I’ll just continue thinking naughty things. Also, stop being so busy! ;)

Anonymous asked:
dear santaaaa

Dear Santa - does your beard tickle Mrs. Claus thighs when you eat her out?

IM SORRY I HAD TOO

Anonymous asked:
Longest you can hold your breath

This was random! Um, never timed myself LOL

thedovahcat:

Sad Cat Diary.

This is the best fucking thing in the world I can’t breathe.

THIS IS FUCKING GOLDEN OMG